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New home found for Aamir Khan by Shiv Sena

New home found for Aamir Khan by Shiv Sena| TheNewsTribe.com

MUMBAI- India’s most peaceful Hindu spiritual organization Shiv Sena wants renowned Bollywood superstar Aamir Khan expelled to the red planet, Mars in a move fully supported by India’s Brahmin establishment.

Reportedly, Uddhav Thackeray, the Paksh Pramukh (Chief) of the party, summoned a meeting of like-minded Hindu spiritual organizations at an undisclosed location in Maharashtra three days ago.

The discussions revolved around Aamir Khan’s defiant insistence that Indian society was gradually becoming severely intolerant, making it difficult for him and his family to ignore the security threats.

Some members from the Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP) and Bajrang Dal were of the opinion that Kiran Rao, Aamir’s Hindu wife, should be “confiscated” from what they perceived as “the clutches of an ISI mole”.

According to one insider familiar with the details of the urgent huddle, Shiv Sena leaders proposed expulsion of Aamir Khan to Mars.

One leader reiterated time and again during his argument that the Bollywood superstar has a special affinity for outer space and astronomy in general, evident from his film “PK”.

According to him, Aamir’s expulsion to Mars will be a win-win for both India’s space program and the actor

But first, he expressed his desire to visit Bangalore and hire a specialist design crew to make a special model design for Aamir’s expected spacecraft using the latest avionics technology.

Among the more prominent members of this secret, emergency meeting was Shaurya Doval alias “Doval Junior”. He voiced complete support for Aamir Khan saying it would prove a cornerstone in India’s Interstellar Foreign Policy and literally “leave India’s footprints” on the red planet.

“Such opportunities come once in a lifetime. We should seize the moment and get Aamir packing”, Doval was reported to have said.

Originally Published In Pakistan Insider.